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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Experienced people will tell you that the key is to be distracted before you hit the ground.

Of course, most people’s experience is short lived since they’re not experienced enough of to die trying.

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 9 months ago

I've never once missed. I'm just that good

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 months ago

And don't panic!

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago

Every time I hear this, I imagine somebody jumping into a belly flop, but instead of falling just yeeting over the horizon at the speed if light.