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Devotion to duty (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[โ€“] thejodie@programming.dev 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This is starting to make sysadmins sound like John Wick.

"And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his 3d printers and smash his fcking Apple 1."
"The sysadmin will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing,"

[โ€“] toast@retrolemmy.com 1 points 9 months ago

I gasped when I read Apple 1

Well done