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No Scan Do (i.kinja-img.com)

submitted 10 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Wirrvogel@feddit.de -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

We have a rule: Phones stay in pockets/handbags while dining/going out and in flight mode. I also do not install apps on my phone, especially not in a hurry and without checking the app's reviews and taking my time to decide what rights the app should have etc. They can give me a tablet to make my order if they don't want to print menus.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They all have print menus. They have to be prepared for phoneless people and melodramatic boomers.