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submitted 9 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The law says you have to humanely euthanize him first

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can that be done with fire?

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think if you douse them in alcohol first it is.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Many homeless are already doused in alcohol especially this time of year. Gotta stay warm even if it's fake warm.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ok ok, so can we use fire now?