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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Cue pasty white guy with labcoat and clipboard mumbling something about "uncanny" and "eerie" while attempting to describe the results.