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[–] clb92@feddit.dk 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

As a European, I gotta tell you, it's super creepy seeing those half wolves walk around with their packs... You guys are lucky your wolves decided to split up in 8-packs instead.

[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So which way do you split an Alpha male - lengthwise? or upper/lower body? Asking for a friend

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Very randomly. Some of them consist of only four legs, the tail and the head - no body.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Some real roadside picnic shit

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] clb92@feddit.dk 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It was a joke based on: "The average pack size [...] in Europe 5.5 wolves"

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ooh. Well I feel supremely dumb.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There are also actually half wolves, where wild dogs cross breed with wolves.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

This I know. Though as far as I'm aware we don't have any here in Sweden at least. We barely have any wolves. There are no wild/stray dogs either.

[–] urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’ve seen pictures. Very eerie how they manage with only two legs.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

And somehow they always end up in parliament.

:P

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I feel like there’s a joke here I’m not getting.