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submitted 11 months ago by CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I woulda said Dr Manhattan powers.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A blue penis?

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget total apathy for all human concerns

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

He might be a good politician then.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

I mean, that’s definitely a goal, and if we keep progressing technologically, it’ll happen anyway. Might as well be a god for it.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Among other things.

[–] GiantRobotTRex@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Blue testicles?

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

More.

[–] edryd@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think you might need to reread watchmen then

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I only watched the movie & the show.