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submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] jwt@programming.dev 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Every joke has a kernel of truth to it. This one is so big it's a choking hazard though.

[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

That never happened

And even if it did…it wasn’t that bad

And even if it was, you deserved it/liked it

See what you made me do? I wouldn’t have to enslave you like this if it wasn’t so easy and profitable . You basically made me do it. You slut.