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submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I usually assume they are a piss drinker.

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I only drink it when I feel scared about something. Ask your grandma she will tell you it's true