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Trump Attorney Tells Judges Presidential Immunity Would Even Cover Assassinating Rivals, Selling Pardons (themessenger.com)

submitted 10 months ago by originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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U.S. presidents cannot be prosecuted for selling pardons or assassinating political rivals through SEAL Team Six, personal Trump lawyer John Sauer argued Tuesday.

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[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He was littered‽

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I really hope thats a typo and not some new tik tok shit like unalive

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I hate that people are starting to actually use these censor-bypass words in real life… makes adults sound like children!

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I remember a teacher on reddit saying children were literally saying unalive in class.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

People also say LOL instead of laughing. Kids are weird. I just hope it doesn't go into the mainstream.

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

So, kinda like how all slang and colloquial language sounds at first? Not like prefixes aren't a part of our language either.

Besides, there's plenty of words that get changed or replaced because what society considers offensive changes.

We don't use "cripple", "retard", or many other words.

In other news, unyoung man diswhispers at cloud

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

I get what you’re saying, but in this case it just has this… dystopian corporate essence to it. Instead of getting off these shitty platforms that censor words and idea, people just find ways around the censors while still using the platform. Platform keeps making out like gangbusters, society gets dumbed down a little more. It kind of reminds me of what people in China have to do to talk shit about their govt without getting in trouble, which is… not the direction we should be going.

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Get off my lawn!

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Dark K***ht

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Lol that’s more of a classic word filter bypass, but it was pretty funny

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Double plus ungood

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

(Panically empties gun at the general direction of where this gibberish came from)

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

I use swipe on my keyboard. It's possible they do too and they meant to type murdered. The letters are pretty close.