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You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does this include all future invented programming languages?

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

No, the flip side of this wish is your knowledge is frozen in time to when you make the wish and can never be updated. You gradually become more and more outdated as you fail to grasp even the simplest of changes to all languages in current usage.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

The ol' monkey's paw

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Well damn, that's kind of evil.

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

At that point your fame as a Rockstar Dev (I hate myself for typing that) will allow you to transition to a cushy ceo position.

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 3 points 11 months ago

Oh no, does this include all hypothetical alternate interpretations of the same code? So, you just look at the screen and go "yep, it definitely could mean something"?