Not The Onion

12233 readers

821 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

621

Trump Attorney Tells Judges Presidential Immunity Would Even Cover Assassinating Rivals, Selling Pardons (themessenger.com)

submitted 10 months ago by originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

82 comments fedilink hide all child comments

U.S. presidents cannot be prosecuted for selling pardons or assassinating political rivals through SEAL Team Six, personal Trump lawyer John Sauer argued Tuesday.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 39 points 10 months ago (5 children)

isnt it weird that trumps lawyers are going along with this...?? like i get that trump is a whacked out of his brain narcissist, but those lawyers have to go home and explain to their spouses that they just argued for King Trump being able to kill people. wtf

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It gets better, they get to go home and explain why they werent paid to argue that he can kill people :D

[–] MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

The probono part isn't a surprise anymore right?

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

They're married to other maga types.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

isnt it weird that trumps lawyers are going along with this...??

The only lawyers he can get are the ones stupid enough to work for Trump. Competent lawyers would require payment and for Trump to follow basic instructions like "don't threaten witnesses, the judge, or opposing council."

This doesn't surprise me at all.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Counterpoint: Clearance Thomas's wife

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Criminals tend to use lawyers that skirt the laws a lot. E.g. like in Breaking Bad.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You want a "criminal" lawyer.