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‘Eurowings should be ashamed of how they handled this situation,’ says passenger

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[–] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not only that, but did she handle the packages of nuts after purchase? Because if she did, she came into contact with an absolute shit ton of nut particles, and would have had a reaction.

[–] s38b35M5@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't take health advice from Zoidberg

[–] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

It is your fault for being human.

[–] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Also wouldn’t there still be shit in the air and on surfaces from the previous flight where everyone enjoyed their peanuts?