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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (5 children)

If they're anything like the customers I deal with then they'll all be ready to murder each other after about 5 to 10 minutes

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

Hey, it means that I get bumped up in the queue...

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Not sure if you work for a shitty company or just have shitty customers. Maybe both?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's definitely a little of both lol

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

My condolences

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I smell retail on him. The stench is still strong on me after all.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It’s always the customers fault…

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm all ready ready to kill a motherfucker just thinking about this.

[–] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

But maybe we could calm each other down?

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de -1 points 2 years ago

Maybe customers wouldn’t be in such a murderous rage if it wasn’t so fucking hard even getting through the interactive voice repsonse?