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Miami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)
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[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if you're from out of state? What if you're from out of the country? What if you're a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Stop shoplifting.