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[–] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can't be. She's not stuck under any furniture.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well he doesn’t have broken arms so checkmate lib.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? Could be that he DOES have broken arms, but he can't afford to go to a doctor so he toughs it out on cheap black market painkillers, leading to bones that never heal right and life-long crippling opioid addiction! Checkmate, capitalist!

Sheesh, I took that to a SUPER dark place for what started as a silly porn joke! 😂

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)