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submitted 8 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 95 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The average person has fewer than two legs.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Some women have four legs. It's a temporary condition, but I gander that it's common enough to offset the amputees.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago (5 children)

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I've been told he's tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Calm down, Red Foreman.

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 1 points 8 months ago

Looks like your ass is next in line.

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 2 points 8 months ago

Red Foreman's, obviously.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 1 points 8 months ago

Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too