this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well I would hope there aren't any 290 pound 13-year-old gen alphas out there

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I will make one! It shall be a flesh gollum!

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Golem*, unless you’re planning on it yearning for precioussssss