Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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It's 2023/2024 and Roseanne Barr is now more attractive than Madonna. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 91 points 10 months ago (1 children)

until she speaks

[+] ByteWizard@lemm.ee -37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

You sound triggered. Touch grass once in a while and the truth won't be so upsetting.

[–] PoliticalAgitator@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This was so awkward I had to check if you were joking but nope, actual conservative who got his feelings hurt and retaliated with the two most generic right-wing insults there are.

I could teach your entire personality to a bird.

[–] swayevenly@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

That's insulting to the bird. Try a goldfish. At least they'd forget it sooner.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sorry, rosanne. I didn’t know you were on lemmy. I still don’t like some of the shit you say. You did an ok job on that one sitcom you had. I forgot the name of it. Not very funny though. Cool to meet you online though!

Uh oh, I think I triggered rosanne.