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Dad Waiting for Lull at Christmas Dinner to Rant About Woke Mind Virus (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 82 points 10 months ago

...an extremely intoxicated Morris missed his opportunity when his family finally ran out of things to discuss, by which point he was slumped in his chair and mumbling to himself about pronouns.

Fucking lol