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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 166 points 10 months ago (3 children)

“Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

This is the official response. You'd best start believing in Idiocracy, you're in one.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can I at least get some electrolytes please.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 13 points 10 months ago

It's what plants crave!

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why do we allow these morons to make a mockery of society?

[–] Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Camacho@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Shit.

I know shit's bad right now...

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

They're actually mistaking Adam Kinzinger and Rudy G?