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Man allegedly assaults woman for cutting off Wi-fi as he played Fortnite (www.northcentralpa.com)

submitted 10 months ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She did the world a service. If only more people would be willing to step up and cut off the wifi when someone starts playing Fortnite

[–] Dremor@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Or add the Fortnite servers IP to their Pihole 😇

"Sorry, Fortnite servers don't work at home", and suddenly my younger cousins are a lot less thrilled to visit me for Christmas. 😂

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I support these grinch-like activities 😂