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submitted 11 months ago by kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

You're obviously not working in IT ops.

Tomorrow I'm donning a black robe and walking down to the server room with a newborn lamb and a knife. The gods of the rack shall have their sacrifice and I will beg for their mercy during these two weeks.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Patches? We don't need no stinking patches!

[–] 11181514@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I mean, that's only reasonable. Obviously.

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I just pushed a major update to prod on my QuickBooks app. I may have made a terrible mistake.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

A sysadmin has been dispatched to your location to serve justice. Please do not resist.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No updates on a Friday. No updates in the week before Christmas.

These are the rules. You deserve everything that is coming.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

We all know that rules are written in blood. Mostly the victim's.

Some, the offender's.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

Regardless of the time of year everyone knows you don't push updates out on a Friday. If you have the same piece of code and one of them is pushed out on Wednesday and the other is pushed out on Friday, only the one pushed out on the Friday will have any bugs.