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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon lives differently than his peers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] misophist@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Her: (visibly drying)

Ben Shapiro intensifies.

[–] SpookyUnderwear@eviltoast.org 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lmao is this a copypasta or OC?

[–] SpookyUnderwear@eviltoast.org 2 points 10 months ago

Haha copypasta.

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Like that scene from Indiana Jones The Last Crusader