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[–] teft@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago (14 children)

Strategically placed near every door, window, sewer pipe, and vent the DM put an Antimagic Field device.

I especially like to imagine a druid coming in through the sewer as a rat and having his robes get soaked in poo when he gets popped out of wild shape.

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Antimagic field is an eighth level spell with one hour concentration duration; an item that has it on 24 hours a day would easily be a legendary item. People underestimate how powerful a spell it is and suggest spamming it everywhere. Having it on every door, window, sewer pipe, and vent would be massive overkill just to spite wildshape.

[–] teft@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And if I were a king in Faerun I would spend my money like that. Fuck them druids.

[–] gerusz@ttrpg.network 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hiring monodrones is usually cheaper. They are the simplest Modrons, and they would be perfectly willing to work for a Lawful king (the evil-good axis doesn't come into play) because it increases the amount of order in the multiverse. But every modron has Truesight.

Hell, maybe hire a whole team of modrons. Monodrones to stand watch at all ingresses, with orders of "raise an alarm if you see any disguised shapeshifter enter through that window / door / arrowslit / whatever", and duodrones with orders of "patrol the castle and raise an alarm if you see any disguised shapeshifter".

[–] jounniy@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 months ago

Thats brilliant.

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