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After School Satan Club at MSCS elementary school causes controversy (www.localmemphis.com)

submitted 11 months ago by kescusay@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In the first day they sent out flyers, the After School Satan Club already has three students signed up for the new year.

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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Bless the After School Satan (ASS) club 🤣 👹

Edit: such a sweet piece of naming it brings a tear to my eye 🍑🫏💦

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Motto: "Come to school for a piece of ASS!"

... I feel bad about writing that.

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 17 points 11 months ago

"We have room in our ASS for everyone!"

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why? Its fun(ny)

Get your fill at/in the ASS club is funnier

[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's the recruiting theme for Christian school teachers.