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In the first day they sent out flyers, the After School Satan Club already has three students signed up for the new year.

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Satanic church probably does more good for humanity then those bible thumpers ever have or will...

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not gonna bother looking for sources and just agree that what you said is a fact.

[–] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Church of Satan is weird, Temple of Satan is 👌

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago

Didn't even know there was a difference