Suddenly, out of no where, all of the pawns remove their old fashioned postbellum hoop dresses and switch their icons to more form fitting, slender getups, smoking cigarettes and demanding the right to vote all as they march from left to right to left to right in the middle of the board and burn copies of Little Women in protest of being treated as little better than property by their husbands, the bishops, knights and rooks.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am gonna reply with the same style comment someone once gave me:

“That is not one move but multiple moves in a trenchcoat”

[–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry I was really tired and passed out pretty soon after making these move suggestions.

They are a product of exhaustion and delirium.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Holy hell, that's the state i am usually in when i am "winning" chess!

[–] vexikron@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Try Chess Boxing if you ever get bored of just moving little pieces around, haha