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That's sad, but it's kinda his fault if he wasn't carrying an umbrella π€·
Umbrellas do nothing, I really wish they'd stop teaching that in schools, it's why we have so many drop bear casualties every year.
Depends on the umbrella https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-true-history-of-the-umbrella-gun-a-surprisingly-serious-weapon
The umbrella part still does fuck all and you'd wanna hope you're a good shot, they go feral when wounded.
They have razor sharp claws that can rip through denim like it's butter.