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PC Warlock (A): I finish my turn, open the door and take a short rest."
Me (GM): So you what, slump against the wall and take a nap?
PC Warlock (A): "Effectively."
Me (GM): "You can clearly see an armored bandit in the next room, along with three skeleton archers and another set at the far wall."
PC Warlock (A): "Can they reach me on this turn?"
Me (GM): "No?"
PC Warlock (A): "Can they hit me with a ranged attack, this turn?"
Me (GM): "Also no"
PC Warlock (A): "Short rest."
Short rests take an entire hour though.