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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

did not specify where on the 356ft space station the 1in-wide red dwarf tomato was located, or in what condition.

boo

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

It's in someone's butthole