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Ok, hear me out here. Instead of an election, we let Donny Two Scoops have a trial by combat. No proxy though, he has to do the fighting himself. If he can survive a No Holds Barred, No Disqualification, Hardcore UFC match against a voted on opponent, (survive being the operative word). He can be Glorious Leader of The Democratic Peoples of the United States. Then, we sell Pay Per View tickets for $500 ea, or live event tickets for $1000+, and then that money is used to pay off some of the national debt.
I mean, he's the prime example of an Alpha Male, he's in excellent shape, and is 6' 3" and 215 lbs of grade A physique. Should be no challenge at all for him to survive a brutal physical challenge of strength and skill right? Hell, he's such a great example of the perfect male specimen, he'd probably win with both hands tied behind his back. In fact, it wouldn't be fair to not tie his hands for the fight, the other guy wouldn't even stand a chance.