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Anon and Chad at the gym (i.pinimg.com)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by imblue212@feddit.de to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>first time in gym

>my very first exercise is bench

>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers

>they snicker and say to themselves "This due looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"

>About to cry

>make up some bullshit like im thirsty and go to toilets so I can pack and leave

>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench

>It's motherfucking Chad just like from the memes

>say yea

>Asks if I will spot him

>o-okay

>We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym

>He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected

>Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay ? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts"

Is this how chads are ? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dram but it was al real.

My king

My liege

WE WILL MAKE IT !

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[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I was about to comment. Like, imagine using the word "wigger" unironically in 2009, let alone 2019 when this post is from. Hopefully anon can step away from 4chan for a while and learn some good habits from this Chad.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We used "wangster" instead. It wasn't even a conscious decision to use something less offensive, but it worked

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

It sounds like a wangster has a huge wang. I'd take it as a compliment.