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Anon and Chad at the gym (i.pinimg.com)
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>first time in gym

>my very first exercise is bench

>next to me are some zoomers and wiggers

>they snicker and say to themselves "This due looks like he sits behind computer 24/7"

>About to cry

>make up some bullshit like im thirsty and go to toilets so I can pack and leave

>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench

>It's motherfucking Chad just like from the memes

>say yea

>Asks if I will spot him

>o-okay

>We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym

>He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected

>Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay ? I have leg day and i will teach you deadlifts"

Is this how chads are ? Is this how it feels to die for king? It felt like dram but it was al real.

My king

My liege

WE WILL MAKE IT !

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[โ€“] Jackknife3831@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A slur for white people who "act black."

[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ does that mean i can start giving away w word passes and c word passes ๐Ÿฅนuwu

[โ€“] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

C word?

[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Yo wadup my fellow cracker, my topg

[โ€“] Klear@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is a black guy acting white (whatever that means) a bracker?

[โ€“] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

No they are actually called 'uncle toms'

[โ€“] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Holy shit I just figured out where Knacker comes from

[โ€“] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

What's a smacker

[โ€“] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Cracker? I eat crackers for breakfast