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He probably means it though, right? (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"You are satisfactory" wasn't available

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My dad has been joking around replying with "New phone, who is this" for years. Makes me laugh every time.

Wish he'd say something else at least once to mix it up though.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

"Got milk?"

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago

You are the random number texting me all the time and pretending to be my child ever since I've got this new number??

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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