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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait till they learn about the start of WW1

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"you're telling me the world went to war over two cousins?!"

[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

And an absurd comedy of errors repeatedly botched but ultimately successful through absurd coincidence assassination

So the poor old ostrich died for nothing.