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Swans can and do bite nastily but that highly depends on what you do to them. If you raid their nest, they will bite you, whereas if you feed them from your hand, they will bite you too because they’re dumb birds. To get a hug, you need to adopt an ugly duckling and raise it all the way (good luck teaching it how to find food underwater).
Regular swans are pretty chill, so long as you don't fuck with them. Black swans are generally dicks though.
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