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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're making this way more complicated than it actually is. The guy definitely can give estimates for when he parked the bike and when he found out that it was stolen. It's not that complicated.

[–] potterman28wxcv@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

I misunderstood the problem. I thought the thieve came on bike to steal something. I did not get that the bike itself was what got stolen.