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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Show up with a box of donuts.

"Hey, look what I got for us to eat while looking at that tape!"

"Oh, I don't think those donuts will last more than ten minutes here!"

"No problem, I know a way that won't take that long..."