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every damn time ... (lemmy.one)

submitted 10 months ago by Y2K38@lemmy.one to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

In general, drunk me is the last person I would ever trust with literally anything.

It's like waking up in the morning and reading your own drunk text messages.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Hits Balmer point, accidentally makes malware. A modern Jekyll and Hyde

[–] TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

My wife got prescribed Ambien a few weeks ago. She took one, completely forgot about it, and 45 minutes later had a glass of wine with me while watching Taskmaster.

She then became convinced that she was actually on the show and went around the house asking me to time her doing random stuff. Th next morning she had zero memory and was floored when I showed her the video.