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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Basic overcurrent protection? In my sci-fi?

Next you're gonna tell me you can't just "re-route power" by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know about you people, but personally, I always write programs at work by removing boards from my computer and plugging them in a different order.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

That's why they are so fit and resourceful. Imagine carrying every IF statement by hand.

[–] Eylrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Well, it really wasn't. You'd program by punching the cards, and then insert them into the computer. If they brought the boards from a terminal (or replicator), and switched the old ones to the new ones, the entire thing would make sense.

It's a bit similar to how people programed analogical computers at the 50s. But it's actually a lot like programing old sewing machines. The thing those have in common is that their programs were always an order of magnitude smaller than this comment.

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

you can't just "re-route power" by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

High-voltage switches might be a bit complicated. One I've seen requires you to tighten a spring and then have it released extremely fast to prevent sparking. Still, there should be a way to do it safely, without having to go near or touch the wiring.

[–] admiralteal@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Building everything to be able to re-route to everything is WHY all the consoles are constantly exploding.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

O'Brien constantly breaking good cardassian engineering with infernal federation secondary backups.