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In case of fire (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Shizu@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago (9 children)

Merge conflict

[–] evilgiraffe666@ttrpg.network 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

On a push? What are you merging there?

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ofc, you might be working directly on develop/master/shared branch, I know people that work in those environments (ew)

[–] evilgiraffe666@ttrpg.network 8 points 11 months ago

Right, on shared branch you might need to pull first if you're out of date (and you would be if you're all leaving the office at the same time), and that could cause a merge conflict.

It's like I always said, bad branching strategies are a fire safety issue.

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