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/gottem

[–] OwenEverbinde@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I read this at first on a browser and missed out on most of it. (it cut off at "canrefuteapointsoq..." but when I pressed a button that said, "view source" it actually showed the whole thing. Anyways,) That was a journey, @RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world

I'm glad the aliens turned out being so understanding. 😂

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 1 points 1 year ago

#iamverysmart too