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Check out this time-saving lifehack (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You laugh, but shaving off 1.7 seconds is enough for a dedicated speedrunner to set up a new world record of Getting the fuck off the fucking airplane in the category full capacity, window seat

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You hide in the first-class bathroom before they tell everyone to buckle for landing. If the crew pushes that you get out, play diarrhea sounds and say you are in pain.