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Winning is relative (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by bpeu@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] bpeu@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sending an email to the wrong person at 17:01? You go to jail.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You send an email outside of work hours? Jail.

You hand-deliver a letter during work hours? Also jail.

We have the best work-life balance in the world. Because of jail.

[–] StealthToad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Slide a note under the door ever? You bet yer ass you’re goin straight to jail.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

We actually call this the jail-jail balance

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Send a chat message to ask whether someone received an email? Jail.

Send an email to ask everyone to read a chat posting? Surprisingly, also jail!