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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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We always imagine that if humans had tails they'd be furry tails but they'd actually probably be hairless like our bodies (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by Edmund_Across_The_Room@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago

I want a thick, prehensile tail that's at least 2/3rds as long as my body. I want to be able to use to hold things, hang upside down like a opossum, climb trees, and slap the shit outta Greg from work when he irritates me. That's the kind of tail I wish humans had. I don't care if it's furry or smooth. I'll crochet a tail condom if I need to.