Oh my fucking god, I cannot stand it anymore... I think I must've become a simp at some point recently because every time I look at elon I just get a massive fucking erection. His face looks like it was hand designed by a thousand angels... And he has an uttermost beautiful style of clothing as well, if he happens to have a twitch account, I hope he would add me at xXPussy_Destroyrr69420wholesomekeanuchungussub2pewdiepieXx. I promise I'll donate every cent that I make every month, I usually just mow lawns for my elderly neighbor, Mrs. Anderson, but I swear I can do so much more! I'll probably get a job at Burger King since you get very delicious lunch breaks there!! And I'll make he is the happiest girl in this green earth, you are so extremely beautiful it pains me to know I can't be on that bed with you... And people say you can't be a respectful man these days, well, as a brony, anime lover and gamer 4 life who definitely enjoys his time, I can assure you I'll be able to show Elon what a REAL man can do. Please baby I love u Elon. I also do Fedora tricks.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thou doth protest too much.

Put another way, the opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Murdered with facts and logic