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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 52 points 1 year ago (7 children)

A 22 year old that's married with a house?

Lol

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just said his house. At no point did I interpret this to mean he owned it. If your a renter you still refer to it a my house when inviting people over.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 27 points 1 year ago

"hey, wanna come over at my landlord's house?"

[–] mrbaby@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What a dumbass, had that masseuse chick right there and he married a building

[–] venoft@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Renting exists.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah these creative writing exercises are getting very creative

[–] Rato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He could be in the military. I know a few people married with houses in the US at about that age, and the story fits.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

He's fucked his life up 3 times then

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

My fiance put the down payment on our house and had us moving in when she was 23, so it's definitely possible even on meager income. We don't have the nicest house in the world, but it's good enough and we got lucky on the timing, it would cost us a lot more now, only 5 years later.