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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon feels a tingle (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Submasturbiosis - very common with young people who don’t jerk it enough. The treatment is quite simple and obvious.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's not often i get to see google have literally 0 results for a word i looked up

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Because Anon is a philistine. It should clearly be hypomasturbiosis.