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Anon watches lord of the rings (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, it's obvious. He isn't a humanoid spellcaster, he's a celestial. Quite literally. In this book's frustrating diversion from established D&D terminology, the humanoids simply call celestials wizards.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I think it's mildly funny how when WotC got their hands on some LotR rights to make MtG cards, they still typed Hobbits as halflings.

But then the halfling token for the set is labeled as Tolkien Creature - Halfling instead of Token Creature - Halfling.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lord of the rings predates D&D though.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes I'm aware Lord of the Rings is not D&D fanfic, thanks. Twas a joke.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

My bad, you never know on the interwebz ^_^'